January 2012
December 2011
“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe...”
– Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (via kari-shma)
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dave is like the biggest puppy, i swear.
TG: why wont you
TG: wake up already
TG: its like 11 over there thats enough sleep
TG: i need to talk to you about how much i dont like this movie
TG: ive been awake since 8 you cant do this to me
TG: fine you know what im gonna make pizza
TG: and you cant have any of it
TG: guess whats in the oven
TG: and guess who its for
TG: not you
TG: haha this pizza is fucking delicious and its not yours
TG: but seriously its almost one over there stop sleeping
TG: i dont even remember what i wanted to talk to you about
TG: oh yeah movie
EB: you are the best part of waking up sometimes, dude.
dchowdie:
If a girl looks like a totally different person without makeup on, there is definitely a problem.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
when you want to join in a conversation but you're...
pancakesiswonderful:
himapapa:
Me. All the time. Forever.
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“I began to draw an invisible boundary between myself and other people. No matter...”
– Haruki Murakami (via ugh)
I hate sleeping alone like more than anything.
